Trump Sours on Fox News & Giuliani’s Henchmen Arrested


WITH FLOATIES ON. [ LAUGHTER ] OUR PRESIDENT MAY BE THE ONLY SPORTS FAN IN WASHINGTON WHO ISN’T CELEBRATING. ACCORDING TO A FOX NEWS POLL, A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS FAVOR IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH IS A BIG DEAL COMING FROM FOX NEWS. WE CAN’T EVEN GET A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS TO AGREE ON WHO SHOULD PLAY BATMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A POLL, 51% SUPPORT REMOVING HIM, UP 9 POINTS FROM JULY. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BEEN WITH HIM WHEN HE SAW THIS. HE’S SITTING THERE ENYOUING LOU DOBBS TIME, THIS POPS ON THE SCREEN, I BET THEY SPITS HIS McFLURRY ROC AS THE ROOM. FROM THE DAY I ANNOUNCED I WAS RUNNING FROM PRESIDENT I HAVE NEVER HAD A GOOD FOX POLL. WHOEVER THEIR POLLSTER IS THEY SUCK. HE HAS ALL THE BEST WORDS. FOX NEWS IS MUCH DIFFERENT THAN IT USED TO BE, THE GOOD OLD DAYS, FOX DOESN’T DELIVER FOR US ANYMORE, IT IS SO DIFFERENT THAN IT USED TO BE, OH WELL, I’M PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ] FOR NOW, YES. BUT TRUMP WENT ON TO PRAISE THE ONE AMERICAN NEWS NETWORK. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN THIS CHANNEL MAKES FOX NEWS LOOK LIKE PBS. IT’S WALL-TO-WALL MESOTHELIOMA COMMERCIALS. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IDEA THAT TRUMP HAS NEVER HAD A GOOD FOX NEWS POLL? IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASILY ACCESSIBLE CATALOG OF LET’S SAY TWEETS THAT CHALLENGE THAT. FOR INSTANCE. WOW, FOX NEWS POLL JUST CAME OUT ACTION I’M NUMBER ONE WITH 26%. NEW FOX NEWS POLL SHOWS 40% APPROVAL RATING BY AFRICAN-AMERICANS FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP, A GREAT HONOR TO EASILY FINISH FIRST IN THE FOX NEWS POLL. FOX NEWS POLL, THANK YOU. WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS KIND OF FUNNY, TRUMP IS SAID TO BE SO WORKED UP BY THIS IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY, HE’S BEEN CALLING MITCH McCONNELL UP TO THREE TIMES A DAY. WHICH IS MORE THAN HE CALLS HIS SON ERIC ALL YEAR, I THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] CNN REPORTS HE’S BEEN CALLING TO MAKE SURE MITCH McCONNELL KNOWS THAT HE DEMANDS LOYALTY FROM HIS FELLOW REPUBLICANS, AND HE WILL AMPLIFY HIS ATTACKS ON THOSE WHO CRITICIZE HIM. TRUMP DENIES THIS, OF COURSE, HE CLAIMS HE DOESN’T CALL McCONNELL THREE TIMES A DAY, HE CALLS MALK DONNEDS THREE TIMES A DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID TWO SLICES OF CHEESE ON MY FILLET-O-FILET-O-FISH! NEW DETAILS ABOUT THE PERFECT CALL WITH THE UKRAINE APPROXIMATELY. PRESIDENT ZELENSKY WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO TELL REPORTERS IN UKRAINE TRUMP DID NOT WITHHOLD AID MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR DIRT ON THE BIDENS, EVEN THOUGH HE DID WITHHOLD AID MONEY FOR THE BIDENS. ZELENSKY SAID THERE WAS NO BLACKMAIL, WHICH IS TRUE. IT WAS EXTORTION, IT WAS NOT BLACKMAIL, THEY’RE DIFFERENT. HE ALSO SAYS TRUMP THREW IN AN EXTRA $140 MILLION WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE. AS IF THIS PROVES ANYTHING, TRUMP TOOK A VICTORY LAP WITH THOSE WORDS. HE SAID THE ONLY BLACKMAIL HE’S INVOLVED WITH IS KANYE WEST. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE HIT IOWA LIKE A SMOLDERING BALL OF SEXUAL ENERGY.>>I CAME TO IOWA TODAY TO TURN UP THE HEAT.>>Jimmy: HE’S TURNING THE HEAT UP TO A TEPID LUKEWARM. [ LAUGHTER ] THE VICE POODLE HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY FOR HIS PRESIDENT. HE SAYS IN ORDER TO HELP EXONERATE TRUMP HE IS WILLING TO RELEASE TRANSCRIPTS OF HIS OWN CALLS WITH THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT. IN OTHER WORDS, I WILL PROVE MY BOSS DIDN’T ROB THAT CONVENIENCE STORE BY RELEASING A VIDEO OF ME NOT ROBBING A CONVENIENCE STORE. [ LAUGHTER ] PENCE’S OFFICE RELEASED THIS AUDIO FOR ONE OF THE CALLS WITH ZELENSKY. EVEN THOUGH IT ISN’T INCRIMINATING IT IS INTERESTING.>>JUST TO BE PERFECTLY GREER, THE UNITED STATES GOAL IS SIMPLY TO HELP YOU FIGHT CORRUPTION IN YOUR COUNTRY. >>YES, AND WE WILL STILL RECEIVE MILITARY AID REGARDLESS?>>YES, NO QUID PRO QUOS HERE.>>EXCELLENT. >>WELL, THAT’S ABOUT ALL WE HAD TO DISCUSS. WHILE I GOT YOU, WOULD YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO ME DRINK A GLASS OF MILK?>>EXCUSE ME?>>I’VE GOT A BIG WET GLASS OF MILK HERE. I BET I COULD DRINK IT ALL IN ONE GULP. >>WELL, I DON’T THINK IT — >>OH, YEAH. THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF.>>MR. VICE PRESIDENT — I HAVE TO GO. >>SWEET NECK FOR, JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE.>>I’M HANGING UP NOW.>>Jimmy: I DON’T BLAME HIM. THAT’S WHY HE’S GOT STRONG TEETH AND BONES. AND AS IF THERE WASN’T ALREADY ENOUGH, THE PRESIDENT’S LAWYER MAY BE LOOKING FOR A LAWYER OF HIS OWN TONIGHT. TWO ASSOCIATES OF RUDY GIULIANI’S WERE ARRESTED LAST NIGHT. A GENTLEMAN NAMED 11 PARTIS AND IGOR FRUMAN, LOOK INNOCENT TO ME, I DON’T KNOW, BOTH CHARGED WITH FEDERAL CAMPAIGN FINANCE VIOLATIONS FOR ALLEGEDLY MAKING ILLEGAL DONATIONS TO A PRO-TRUMP SUPER PAC. FOREIGNERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT. THESE GUYS ALSO HELPED GIULIANI COLLECT DIRT ON THE BIDENS IN UKRAINE. THEY ARE LITERALLY DIRTBAGS. BUT WHO COULD HAVE EVER GUESSED RUDY GIULIANI WOULD HAVE TWO HENCHMEN NAMED LEV AND IGOR? NOT ONLY DOES TRUMP HIRE THE WORST PEOPLE, HE HIRES THE WORST PEOPLE THAT GO ON TO HIRE MORE OF THE WORST PEOPLE. IT’S LIKE A WORST PEOPLE NESTING DOLL HE’S GOT. TRUMP SAYS HE DOESN’T KNOW THESE GUYS BUT THERE HE IS WITH IGOR. [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKING LIKE THEY JUST WON BEST RV DEALERSHIP IN GARY, INDIANA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] HAVING IGOR WITH NONE OTHER THAN DJTJ. ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS AND FOUR MORE BOTTLES OF COLOGNE, PLEASE. THIS IS QUITE A PAIR OF CHARACTERS. THEY HAD LUNCH WITH RUDY AT THE TRUMP HOTEL IN WASHINGTON, D.C. YESTERDAY. AND THEN WERE ARRESTED AT THE AIRPORT LATER THAT NIGHT. THEY EACH HAD A ONE-WAY TICKET TO VIENNA, WHICH DOESN’T SOUND FISHY AT ALL. EVEN TRUMP KNOWS IT. TRUMP DID HIS BEST TODAY TO KIND OF WASH HIS TINY HANDS OF THIS MESS.>>WELL, I HOPE NOT. AGAIN, I DON’T KNOW HOW HE KNOWS THESE PEOPLE. WHAT?>>THEY’RE HIS CLIENTS. >>WELL, THEN THEY’RE CLIENTS, HE’S GOT A LOT OF CLIENTS. I JUST DON’T KNOW, I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO RUDY ABOUT IT. I WILL SAY THIS, FROM WHAT I HEARD, I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS, THEY SAID, WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.>>Jimmy: IN OTHER WORDS, GOOD-BYE, RUDY. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE TO WATCH TRUMP TURN ON THESE GUYS WHO WOULD KILL FOR HIM. WE’RE ABOUT THREE WEEKS AWAY

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